If you think I'm short you should see my patience. T-shirt
I don't need a man i need a tequila and a tan. T-shirt
Banana bread expert T-shirt
So, apparently i'm dramatic. T-shirt
I want a coffee, a tattoo and a vacation. T-shirt
I love drunk me but I do not trust her. T-shirt
I'm not adding this year to my age, I did not use it. T-shirt
Never take advice from me you will end up drunk. T-shirt
If i’m drunk it’s my sister’s fault. T-shirt
Asshole with feelings. T-shirt
I miss drunk me she's a fun bitch. T-shirt
I need a hug(e) margarita. T-shirt
I don't need your attitude I have my own. T-shirt
Old and tired but down to day drink. T-shirt
I like tequila and maybe three people. T-shirt
I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk. T-shirt
The boobs are real, the smile is fake. T-shirt
My cat and I talk shit about you. T-shirt
I'm pretty cool but i cry a lot T-shirt
I googled my symptoms turns out I'm a bitch. T-shirt
I'm not in a bad mood, this is just how I look. T-shirt
Sarcasm. It's how I hug. T-shirt
I'm exhausted from other people being fucking stupid. T-shirt
I am a cute little ray of pitch black. T-shirt
I'm made of glitter, water and anxiety. T-shirt
That married by 30 shit looking real 45ish. T-shirt
I legit don't care T-shirt
I have nothing in common with people who only drink one glass of wine. T-shirt.
Hang on. Let me overthink this T-shirt
If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my sister. T-shirt.
Fuck off. I mean good morning. T-shirt
Quarantine class of 2020. T-shirt
So, apparently i have an attitude. T-shirt
I'll get over it just gotta be dramatic first. T-shirt
The boobs are real, the smile is fake. Tank top racerback
It's a beautiful day to leave me alone T-shirt
Hope I’m married by 40, if not... hoewell. T-shirt
Social distancing social club T-shirt
Of course Carole did it. T-shirt
Maybe I'm not too sensitive, maybe you're just a dickhead. T-shirt.
I came I saw I had anxiety so I left. T-shirt
I feel like 2007 Britney T-shirt
Somewhere between “I need a therapist” and “bitch i’m fine” T-shirt
I'm sorry did i roll my eyes out loud ? T-shirt
Asshole with feelings. Sweatshirt crewneck
My rap name is lil hungry. T-shirt
Physically here. Mentally in a pool ordering my third margarita. T-shirt
Me to me: bitch you stress me out. T-shirt
Someday i'm going to eye roll myself into another dimension. T-shirt
If my mouth doesn’t say it, my face definitely will. T-shirt
I am nicer than my resting bitch face. T-shirt
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things i've said. T-shirt
I got a 90's R&B type heart T-shirt
I'm no cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one. T-shirt
I just want to focus on drinking water and avoiding men. T-shirt
I don’t need another drink » -said not me last night T-shirt
I whisper wtf to myself at least 20 times a day T-shirt
Sorry I acted crazy, it will happen again. T-shirt
I throw sass around like it's confetti. T-shirt
Thick thighs thin patience. T-shirt.
Sorry I can't hear you over the volume of my hair. T-shirt
Blood type: Matte black with a hint of gold. T-shirt
I'm not angry this is just my face. T-shirt
Nerdy dirty inked and curvy. T-shirt
I am not anti-social I am selectively social. T-shirt
I don't always wear black, sometimes i wear nothing T-shirt
Due to unfortunate circumstances i am awake T-shirt
I'm a hella chill person but with hella anxiety. T-shirt
Fueled by gangsta rap and coffee Tank top racerback
I say "idk" a lot but trust me, I be knowin. T-shirt
I'm not perfect but my lashes are T-shirt
Disappointed but not surprised T-shirt
Sunshine and champagne T-shirt
Kinda care kinda don't T-shirt
Don't worry about me worry about your eyebrows T-shirt
